Watched ‘Road to El Dorado’ last night. A relic from the days when Dreamworks was trying too hard to be Disney. Waaaay too hard. I can honestly say that if it weren’t for the homoerotic subtext this movie would be utterly forgotten.

Also, a brief exchange between myself…

send me a fruit?

Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
Cherry - I love you.
Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
Blueberry - You’re amazing.
Kiwi - You’re pretty
Rasberry - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Peach - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.